Mildly Unstable Grounds™ | Character Coffee Blends

Welcome to Mildly Unstable Grounds™ — where your coffee has as many issues as you do.

Each blend in this lineup is more than just a roast — it’s a character. Literally.

These small-batch, freshly roasted coffees are built around our unstable cast of caffeinated misfits. From the court-ordered chaos of ShotCaller™ to the military-grade discipline of Buzzcut™, every drop comes with flavor and a personality disorder.

💥 Initial 6 character drops every week, then 1 new character every 1–2 months
☕ Available in whole bean or ground

This is coffee with lore.
Meet the mugs. Choose your chaos.

Matte black coffee bag with MUG Coffee Co logo, surrounded by scattered beans and grounds. Bold “Coffee Characters” text in ⚠️ Warning Yellow. Coffee characters lineup represents chaotic, unfiltered personalities.