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Buzzcut™ (Bagged Coffee)

Buzzcut™ (Bagged Coffee)

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Regular price $19.99 USD
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☕ Blend Name: Buzzcut™

Wakes up at 0500. Drinks caffeine like it's orders.
Buzzcut™ is a medium roast with tactical smoothness and no room for nonsense.
Disciplined, balanced, and ready for battle — it’ll straighten your spine and your priorities.
This isn’t your drill instructor's brew… actually, it might be. Brewrah™.

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Why It’s Perfect for Buzzcut™:

Steady & Structured — Colombian coffee is known for balance and dependability — just like this straight-edge caffeine warrior.

Bold Backbone — Smooth body, nutty base, and a punch of citrus keep it intense without going full unhinged.

Field-Tested Fuel — This roast was made for action: bootcamps, battlefields, and boardrooms alike.

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🔥 Roast Type:
Medium Roast (Colombian Single Origin)

⚠️ Tagline:
Battle Brewed.

💥 Flavor Notes:
Smooth body. Nutty base. Cocoa finish. Mission accomplished.

🔎 Coffee Profile:
Colombian Medium Roast — a clean, crowd-favorite roast with strong leadership qualities.

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🎭 Character Vibe:
Yells at his plants to grow.
Can iron a shirt with just his stare.
Coffee? Yes. Creamer? Never.
The kind of brew that stands at attention and salutes back.

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📦 Size Options:
12 oz (Whole Bean / Ground)
1 lb (Whole Bean / Ground)

🚨 Only available from MUG Coffee Co™.
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Annette

Wow, this buzzcut coffee not only smells amazing it taste just as amazing . It’s definitely smooth has a nutty taste . If you haven’t tried either the buzzcut or shotcaller you don’t know what you’re missing. I am definitely planning on reordering both . Take the plunge don’t just take my word for it . If you’re a coffee lover you won’t be disappointed.

Buzzcut™ just did a crisp salute in your honor, Annette.
We’re hyped you caught those nutty, smooth notes — he’s battle brewed for a reason.
And ShotCaller™? He’s pacing the yard, jealous of the praise.
Thanks for brewing with the chaos. Can’t wait to send more mugs your way. 🔥☕
Welcome to The Mug Order™ — you’re officially caffeinated for duty.

📋 Field Reports from the Brewline

“Saluted my coffee. Then it yelled back. Semper brew.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Mitch, aggressively awake
“Woke up at 0500. Didn’t set an alarm. The roast just knew.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Dani, involuntarily enlisted
“Started folding towels with military precision. I fear no one now.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ — Alex, dangerously disciplined