Terms of service

⚖️ TERMS OF SERVICE (MUG Coffee Co™)

By using our site, you're agreeing to be part of something mildly unstable. Here's the official stuff:

  • All content, characters, and caffeine chaos are property of MUG Coffee Co™.

  • You agree not to copy, resell, or impersonate our mug personalities (unless you’re really committed and win a costume contest).

  • You must be 18+ or have a responsible adult ready to explain what "Decode. Win. Repeat." means.

  • We reserve the right to cancel orders if something sketchy or fraudulent shows up — or if you’re trying to order 4,000 mugs for a fake wedding.

If you have questions or want to suggest an unstable clause of your own, contact hey@mugcoffeeco.com.