Ms. Mugwire™ (Bagged Coffee)

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☕ Blend Name: Ms. Mugwire™

Running on paranoia and premium beans.
Ms. Mugwire™ is a bright, fruity, slightly sweet Ethiopian roast that hits fast and short-circuits your morning routine.
She’s got flavor. She’s got static. She’s one sip away from sending an all-caps group chat.
You didn’t wake up. She woke up — glitchy and over-caffeinated.

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☕ Why It’s Perfect for Ms. Mugwire™:

WiFi-Optional Energy — This light-medium Ethiopian roast feels like it’s watching you. That’s the vibe she runs on.

Fruity Static — With notes of milk chocolate, caramel, and berry-bright chaos, this roast jitters across your taste buds like a nervous refresh button.

Emotional Encryption — A balanced brew for anyone who’s emotionally unavailable but so available on Slack at 3am.

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🔥 Roast Type:
Light-Medium Roast (Ethiopia Natural)

⚠️ Tagline:
Wired & Watching.

💥 Flavor Notes:
Milk chocolate. Fruity brightness. Caramel finish.

🔎 Coffee Profile:
Ethiopia Natural — heirloom cultivars, dried on raised beds, and sorted by hand in Sidama Zone.

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🎭 Character Vibe:
Wears blue light glasses at night "just in case."
Wrapped her Alexa in a foil blanket.
Still somehow knows your password.
Trusts no one. Especially decaf.

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📦 Size Options:
12 oz (Whole Bean / Ground)
1 lb (Whole Bean / Ground)

🚨 Only available from MUG Coffee Co™.
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