Meet Your Mug™
We’re Not Just Brewing Coffee.
We’re Brewing Personalities.
MUG Coffee Co™ is the official headquarters of Mildly Unstable Grounds™ — a caffeinated universe where every blend is more unhinged than the last. We’re not here to calm your nerves. We’re here to match your energy.
We believe your coffee should reflect your mental state — complex, chaotic, and probably a little overcaffeinated. Each mug in our lineup is a character with their own roast level, origin story, and subtle emotional damage.
We drop one character at a time because chaos deserves a spotlight. 6 mugs. 6 personalities. 0 chill. And we’re just getting started.
☠️ Built for the chronically caffeinated. 🎯 Roasted daily. Shipped fresh. 🎁 Rewards that actually reward you. 🧠 Lore deeper than your last spiral.
Decode The Lineup



T9 CODE ACTIVE:
676849473
🔒 Status: MS. MUGWIRE™ HAS LOGGED IN
Light Roast


T9 CODE LOCKED:
7627823274
🔒 Status:
ROASTAFARI™ JUST CHILLED OUT
Medium Roast
