Mombie™ (Bagged Coffee)

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☕ Blend Name: Mombie™

She’s not grumpy. She’s just been awake since 2007.
Mombie™ is a blonde roast that runs on chaos, car keys, and cold coffee reheats.
It’s light-bodied, subtly sweet, and brewed strong enough to keep the car running and the kids alive.
You don’t choose this roast. It finds you. Usually before 6 a.m.

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☕ Why It’s Perfect for Mombie™:

Barely Awake Brew — Blonde roast with just enough body to keep the wheels turning, the kids fed, and the car idling in the pickup lane.

Subtly Sweet Survival — Mellow, approachable, and a little soft around the edges — just like her smile… once the caffeine kicks in.

Light Roast, Heavy Lift — It’s easy on the palate but just strong enough to carry the emotional load of four appointments, three snacks, and zero sleep.

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🔥 Roast Type:
Blonde Roast (Light)

⚠️ Tagline:
Emotionally Unavailable.

💥 Flavor Notes:
Toasted honey. Crayon-smeared vanilla. Just enough strength to fake a smile.

🔎 Coffee Profile:
Light-medium blend with mellow acidity, bright aroma, and mom-grade stamina.

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🎭 Character Vibe:
“If the kids are quiet, something is wrong.”
Says she’s fine. She’s not.
Sleeps with one eye open and a mug on the nightstand.
Built different — mostly on caffeine and spite.

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📦 Size Options:
12 oz (Whole Bean / Ground)
1 lb (Whole Bean / Ground)

🚨 Only available from MUG Coffee Co™.
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